(Dick lived in Oxford, and he had a new girl-friend. Her name was Mary, and Dick liked her very much.

One Sunday they went for a picnic in country, and when they were walking to a nice place near a river, they saw a cow and calf.)

Dick: Look Mary, that cow’s giving its calf a kiss. Isn’t that nice?

Mary: Yes, it is, it is very pretty.

Dick: Doesn’t it make you want to have a kiss too, Mary?

(Mary thought for a few seconds and then she said :)

Mary: No… it doesn’t really, Dick.Doese it make you want to have one?

Dick: Yes, it does, Mary.

(Dick answered, holding her hand)

Mary: Ok, then go and get a kiss. I will wait here. It look like a nice, quit cow!